If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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