508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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