so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Shame - the story of my life.
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