watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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