For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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