Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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