just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Randomize
