it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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