Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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