So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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