the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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