i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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