Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She swung at the pinata with crutches
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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