: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
That was an excessively violent trivia night
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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