Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She's JV to your varsity
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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