Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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