piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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