You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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