Define "chronic" masturbator.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
