Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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