He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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