This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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