yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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