It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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