P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Shame is for Republicans.
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