Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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