Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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