Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Randomize
