Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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