I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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