school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I party with great urgency now.
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