ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
he just fucked me for my cheese.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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