Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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