D3 body, D1 cock
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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