Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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