32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Randomize
