I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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