I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just blew my weed a kiss
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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