it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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