so explain again why im purple
no
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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