She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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