i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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