i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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