i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I have aggressive nipples.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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