You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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