Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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