You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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