Got a toothbrush?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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