After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
There r osticjed everywhere
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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