I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
it's like iHOP with fire
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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