Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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